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March 19, 1999
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This joke is from 10 year old Danelle in Davenport, WA!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wilma!
Wilma who?
Wilma dinner be ready soon?
And, this joke is from 36 year old Justine (Danelle's Mom)!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Venice!
Venice who?
Venice lunch? I'm starved!!
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-o- Funbrain Games -o-
This a great site for playing learning games -- no matter what
you're learning or how you are!
The games are divided into age groups: 6 & Under; 7-10; 11-14; and
15 & Up. And the games include: Math Baseball; Oddball; Piano
Player; Grammar Gorillas, and lots more!
Here's the website for Funbrain Games:
http://www.funbrain.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?AGE=10&GROUP=1
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Syman says:
When I was operated on last week, I really enjoyed it. The
doctor had me in stitches.
These jokes are from are from Kelly Ellison!
Why was the baby dollar crying?
It needed to be changed!
Why shouldn't you accept a check from a kangaroo?
The check will probably bounce.
Why did the nerd bring bug spray to school?
His teacher told him he'd see lots of "B's" on his report
card!
Woof, woof!
Spike the Wonder Dog
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