MISC> innovative jokes

Gleason Sackman (gleason@rrnet.com)
Tue, 4 Jan 2000 13:05:53 -0600

From: K-12 Educators Interested in Educational Administration
[mailto:K12ADMIN@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU]On Behalf Of Mel Wade
Sent: Tuesday, January 04, 2000 12:52 PM
To: K12ADMIN@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU
Subject: Re: innovative jokes

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids
home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat
of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to
discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs,"
she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."